Mexican General Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna has become famous again following a King of the Hill episode featuring the kidnapping of the old potbellied dictator’s wooden leg from an Illinois museum. I’m not pulling yours, either.
This just in from Roadside America:
Now everyone wants to look at Santa Anna’s leg. But most people don’t realize that you have to drive to central Illinois to see it.
Santa Anna’s real leg was amputated after he was hit by cannon fire during a melee with the French in 1838 (the leg was interred with full military honors). In 1847, his artificial leg was captured by soldiers of the 4th Illinois Infantry, which is why it’s in the Illinois State Military Museum. Santa Anna was eating lunch during a battle with the United States when the Americans surprised him, and he galloped off without his leg. The sergeant who grabbed the wooden (and cork) leg exhibited it at county fairs for a dime a peek, but since 1922 it’s been in the care of Illinois National Guard. According to Bill Hatcher, a guide at the museum, no one from Mexico has ever tried to kidnap it.
Word is, Santa Ana actually lost not one but two artificial limbs to the Americans. A simple peg leg got used as a baseball bat by Abner Doubleday. You could look it up.
This is irrefutable proof of the laws of karma. Who can forget the image of the Mexican general surrendering to Sam Houston at San Jacinto, Houston resting against a tree, nursing his injured leg? I rest my case.
Does this mean poor Santa Anna has become little more than a historical footnote?
And to think, this once-proud dictator re-enters public memory through King of the Hill! Somewhere, Davy Crockett, Jim Bowie, William Barrett Travis and the others are toasting the generalisimo’s ill fortune.
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I bet he didn’t get far on foot.
It was just flesh wound (see Monty Python’s Holy Grail).
No Crosby in this thread?
He didn’t have a leg to stand on.
Sorry I dragged my feet getting here. I’ve been as busy as a one-legged man in ass-kicking contest, but I will now take steps to rectify this by pointing out that Santa Anna prolly couldn’t dance half as well or look half as good as Terry Allen’s “Peggy Legg.” The tune’s a real toe-tapper.
There’s a one-legged woman
On the dance floor
An that one leg’s so pretty
She don’t need no more
She’s got a graceful demeanor
Ahhh pure ballerina
Who gives a damn
If she’s one leg short ’cause
If you knew Peggy Legg
You’d be down at her knee
An beg an beg
For her to just give you
Some time a’ay
But she’s just blow
you a kiss, boy
And twirls a twirl
An this is all she’ll say
“We all got missing parts
Right from the start
We got to live with
Bout all a body can do
Is just stumble on through
What God gives to it
All you need is a heart
An just enough of a brain
To get your half-ass in
Out of the rain”
Now that one-legged woman’s
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On the band stand
She sings a full-bodied song
About a one-legged man
She kinda jiggles her thigh
When she sings of this guy
And the perfect balance of life
Bout how all he’s got left
Is just what she’s got right ’n
If you knew Peggy Legg
You’ll be down at her knee
An beg an beg
For her to just give you
Some time a’ay
But she’s just blow
you a kiss, boy
And twirls a twirl
An this is all she’ll say
“We all got missing parts
Right from the start
We got to live with
Bout all a body can do
Is just stumble on through
What God gives to it
All you need is a heart
An just enough of a brain
To get your half-ass in
Out of the rain”
If you knew Peggy Legg
You’ll be down at her knee
An beg an beg
For her to just give you
Some time a’ay
But she’s just blow
you a kiss, boy
And twirls a twirl
And blows you away
when they took his leg, was he hopping mad?